A free printable for the morning you forgot
7 Emergency Elf Notes
For the morning it’s 6:04, the coffee isn’t made, and your Christmas elf is exactly where it was last night. Seven funny notes the elf “left” to explain itself, plus one blank. Print once, keep two in your nightstand.
Seven notes for the morning the elf didn’t move. Free.
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“Every parent forgets the elf. Not some of them. All of them.” — Robin
What’s Inside
The notes
Seven Ready-Made Excuses
“I found the warmest spot in this whole house and I am not sorry.” Funny, kind, and signed by your elf, so the morning turns into a giggle instead of a question.
Plus one
A Blank Note
For the morning that needs its own reason. Write it by hand in your smallest, neatest handwriting.
For you
A Word Before You Feel Bad
A short page for the grown-up: you did not ruin anything, and a child who finds a note thinks the elf is funnier than ever.
Print Once, Use All December
Cut on the dashed lines, sign the bottom with your elf’s name, and tuck two in your nightstand. Plain printer paper is fine. No glitter, no flour, nothing to clean up.
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